Monday, January 30, 2006

The Year of the Dog

Yesterday was Chinese New Year. I ate A LOT. :P So that's a step back from my weight loss plan... *sigh*

Anyway, year of the Dog... now I'm no astrologist, so I'll just guess what it'd like.

Dogs like meat, so I assume year of the dog would be one with lots of meat. I assume that also means the vegetarian fad will be phase out too. Atkins will be back in.

They like digging bones as well, so I suppose that means that we might make a break through in archeology and... err... whatever that big word is that means people who study fossils. :P

In terms of finance: you'll be wise to save up. Dogs always do. They dig a hole and hide their precious... stuff. So subtitute "a hole" with "bank" and "precious stuff" with "money" and it's not hard to see that you'll be wise to start saving.

In terms of romance: start sniffing butts.

Okay... I guess I should keep my day job as an engineer. Astrology wasn't really for me.

1 comment:

Bird said...

how about next Chinese year? year of pig? That's more of a feasting sign, isn't it :) ?